There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John’s wife died the same day Joe’s boat sank. A few days later a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistaking Joe for John, stated, ” I’m sorry to hear about your loss. You must feel terrible.”
Joe, thinking she was talking about the boat, said “Hell no! Fact is, I’m sort of glad to be rid of her. Her bottom was shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them she wasn’t very good but they wanted to use her anyhow. The Dam fools tried to all get in her at once and she split right up the middle.”
The old woman fainted.