Breeding Bulls My wife and I went to  the state fair and one of the first exhibits  we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We  went up to the first pen […]

O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and […]

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, “Do you want to go to heaven?” The man said, “I do Father.” The […]

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, “Lord take pity […]

Irish Jokes Parking Want To Go To Heaven I’ve got the lumber

Female Prayer: Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, […]

1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON’T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN’T GOING. […]

A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two young people show up. One is a good looking lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a […]

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell into a bog and […]

There were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It just so happened John’s wife died the same day Joe’s boat sank. A […]