Until We Reach Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first
class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to
economy because she doesn’t have a first class ticket.
The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good
job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”
The stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman
to leave and she says, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good
job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.”
The stewardesses don’t know what to do because they have to
get the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they
get the co-pilot.
The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear.
She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the economy
section.
The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get
her to move.
The co-pilot replies, “I told her the front half of the
airplane wasn’t going to Jamaica”.