Organic Vegetables
The other day I was preparing another one of
my gourmet meals.
I asked my wife to go over to the local market
and buy some organic vegetables for the evening
meal.
She came back rather upset.
I asked her what happened and she replied,
“That produce guy is a real jerk. He must think
I’m blonde or something!”
“But you are blonde,” I reminded her.
“Not that way. He thought I was stupid or something.
I went and looked around for your organic vegetables
and I couldn’t find any. So I asked him where the
organic vegetables were.”
He didn’t seem to understand so I said, “These
vegetables are for my husband. Have they been
sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?”
The produce guy looked at me and said,
“No, ma’am. You’ll have to do that yourself.”