OOPS! A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read […]

In The Beginning In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void. And Satan said, “It doesn’t get any better than […]

Can’t Wait To Be Old Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than ten […]

The Duel Aaron came home from school one day, all banged up, bloodied, and bruised. His father asked him what on earth had happened. “Well, Dad, it’s like this,” Aaron […]

Getting the Ship Under Way A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting […]

How To Impress A Client I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. Whilst in the lounge, I noticed Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying […]

Hard Of Hearing A man told his doctor, “I don’t think my wife’s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?” The doctor replied, “Try […]

Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife “I finished the Oreos.” “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think the kid weighs forty pounds.” “Y’know, looking at her, you’d […]

Conductor A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before […]

Anger And Exasperation A young girl who was writing a paper for school came to her father and asked, “Dad, what is the difference between anger and exasperation?” The father […]