{"id":2570,"date":"2019-04-06T10:37:03","date_gmt":"2019-04-06T10:37:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2570"},"modified":"2019-08-07T12:20:12","modified_gmt":"2019-08-07T12:20:12","slug":"breeding-bulls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/06\/breeding-bulls\/","title":{"rendered":"Breeding Bulls"},"content":{"rendered":"

Breeding Bulls<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

My\u00a0<\/span>wife and I went to \u00a0the state fair and one of the first exhibits \u00a0we stopped at was the breeding
\nbulls. We \u00a0went up to the first pen and there was a \u00a0sign attached that said,
\n‘ \u00a0THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR’ \u00a0<\/b><\/span><\/p>\n

My \u00a0wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ……Smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year.’<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>We\u00a0 walked to the second pen which had a sign <\/span>attached that said, \u00a0<\/span>
\n<\/span><\/i><\/b>‘THIS\u00a0 BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST\u00a0 YEAR’<\/span><\/b>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

My \u00a0wife gave me a healthy jab and said, \u00a0‘WOW~~That’s more than twice a week!
\nY<\/span><\/span>ou could learn a lot from \u00a0him.’<\/span>
\n<\/span>
\n<\/span>We \u00a0walked to the third pen and it had a sign \u00a0attached that said, in capital \u00a0letters,<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>
\n‘THIS \u00a0BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST \u00a0YEAR’<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and<\/span>
\nsaid, ‘That’s once a day. You could REALLY <\/span>learn something from this one.’<\/span><\/p>\n

I looked <\/span>at her and said,\u00a0 <\/span>‘Go over and ask him if it <\/span>was with the same old cow.’ \u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n

My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable, and I should eventually make a full <\/span>recovery.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Breeding Bulls My\u00a0wife and I went to \u00a0the state fair and one of the first exhibits \u00a0we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We \u00a0went up to the first pen […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2570"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3199,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2570\/revisions\/3199"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}