{"id":2541,"date":"2019-04-05T23:40:54","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:40:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2541"},"modified":"2019-04-05T23:40:54","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:40:54","slug":"want-to-go-to-heaven","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/05\/want-to-go-to-heaven\/","title":{"rendered":"Want to go to heaven"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Beaulieux;\">Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The man said, &#8220;I do Father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The priest said, &#8220;Then stand over there against the wall.&#8221; Then the priest asked the second man, &#8220;Do you wantto go to heaven?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Certainly, Father,&#8221; was the man&#8217;s reply.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Then stand over there against the wall,&#8221; said the priest.<\/p>\n<p>Then Father Murphy walked up to O&#8217;Toole and said, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Toole said, &#8220;No, I don&#8217;t, Father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The priest said, &#8220;I don&#8217;t believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don&#8217;t want to go to heaven?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>O&#8217;Toole said, &#8220;Oh, when I die, yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, &#8220;Do you want to go to heaven?&#8221; The man said, &#8220;I do Father.&#8221; The [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2541"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2542,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2541\/revisions\/2542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}