{"id":2528,"date":"2019-04-05T23:26:45","date_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:26:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2528"},"modified":"2019-04-05T23:36:00","modified_gmt":"2019-04-05T23:36:00","slug":"womens-bumper-stickers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/05\/womens-bumper-stickers\/","title":{"rendered":"Women&#8217;s Bumper Stickers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Beaulieux;\">1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME.<\/p>\n<p>2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS.<\/p>\n<p>3. IF THEY DON&#8217;T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN&#8217;T GOING.<\/p>\n<p>4. MY MOTHER IS A TRAVEL AGENT FOR GUILT TRIPS.<\/p>\n<p>5. PRINCESS, HAVING HAD SUFFICIENT EXPERIENCE WITH PRINCES, SEEKS FROG.<\/p>\n<p>6. COFFEE, CHOCOLATE, MEN &#8230; SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH.<\/p>\n<p>7. DON&#8217;T TREAT ME ANY DIFFERENTLY THAN YOU WOULD THE QUEEN<\/p>\n<p>8. IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN.<\/p>\n<p>9. DINNER IS READY WHEN THE SMOKE ALARM GOES OFF.<\/p>\n<p>10. I&#8217;M OUT OF ESTROGEN &#8211; AND I HAVE A GUN.<\/p>\n<p>11. GUYS HAVE FEELINGS TOO. BUT LIKE&#8230;WHO CARES?<\/p>\n<p>12. NEXT MOOD SWING: 6 MINUTES<\/p>\n<p>13. AND YOUR POINT IS&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>14. WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT.<\/p>\n<p>15. OF COURSE I DON&#8217;T LOOK BUSY&#8230;I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME.<\/p>\n<p>16. DO NOT START WITH ME. YOU WILL NOT WIN.<\/p>\n<p>17. YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, SO PLEASE SHUT UP.<\/p>\n<p>18. ALL STRESSED OUT AND NO ONE TO CHOKE.<\/p>\n<p>19. I&#8217;M ONE OF THOSE BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE.<\/p>\n<p>20. HOW CAN I MISS YOU IF YOU WON&#8217;T GO AWAY?<\/p>\n<p>21. SORRY IF I LOOKED INTERESTED. I&#8217;M NOT.<\/p>\n<p>22. IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT, I&#8217;M FAST, CHEAP AND EASY.<\/p>\n<p>23. DON&#8217;T UPSET ME! I&#8217;M RUNNING OUT OF PLACES TO HIDE THE BODIES.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. SO MANY MEN, SO FEW WHO CAN AFFORD ME. 2. GOD MADE US SISTERS, PROZAC MADE US FRIENDS. 3. IF THEY DON&#8217;T HAVE CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I AIN&#8217;T GOING. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2528"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2528\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2529,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2528\/revisions\/2529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}