{"id":2505,"date":"2019-04-01T19:06:05","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:06:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2505"},"modified":"2019-04-01T19:06:05","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:06:05","slug":"blonde-driving","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/blonde-driving\/","title":{"rendered":"Blonde Driving"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Blonde Driving<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she had stopped, the officer asked, &#8220;License and Registration please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s okay, Officer, I have a special license that allows me to do this,&#8221; she said smiling.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s impossible!&#8221; The officer replied, &#8220;I&#8217;ve never heard of such a license.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>To which the driver reached into her purse and handed him her license. Astonished, the Officer said, &#8220;Just as I suspected. This is an ordinary license, I see nothing here that would allow you special consideration.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She pointed to the bottom of the license, &#8220;See? it says so right here: &#8216;Tear Along The Dotted Line&#8217;.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Blonde Driving There was a blonde driving down the center of the road at 100 mph. A police officer pulled her over to the side of the road. When she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2505"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2506,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2505\/revisions\/2506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}