{"id":2498,"date":"2019-04-01T19:00:18","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:00:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2498"},"modified":"2019-04-01T19:00:18","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T19:00:18","slug":"until-we-reach-jamaica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/until-we-reach-jamaica\/","title":{"rendered":"Until We Reach Jamaica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Beaulieux;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><b>Until We Reach Jamaica<\/b><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first<br \/>\nclass section. The stewardess tells her she must move to<br \/>\neconomy because she doesn&#8217;t have a first class ticket.<\/p>\n<p>The blonde replies, &#8220;I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m smart, I have a good<br \/>\njob and I&#8217;m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.&#8221;<br \/>\nThe stewardess gets the head stewardess who asks the woman<br \/>\nto leave and she says, &#8220;I&#8217;m blonde, I&#8217;m smart, I have a good<br \/>\njob and I&#8217;m staying in first class until we reach Jamaica.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The stewardesses don&#8217;t know what to do because they have to<br \/>\nget the rest of the passengers seated to take off, so they<br \/>\nget the co-pilot.<\/p>\n<p>The co-pilot goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear.<br \/>\nShe immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the economy<br \/>\nsection.<\/p>\n<p>The head stewardess asks the co-pilot what he said to get<br \/>\nher to move.<\/p>\n<p>The co-pilot replies, &#8220;I told her the front half of the<br \/>\nairplane wasn&#8217;t going to Jamaica&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Until We Reach Jamaica A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to economy because she doesn&#8217;t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2498","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2498"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2502,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2498\/revisions\/2502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2498"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2498"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2498"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}