{"id":2478,"date":"2019-04-01T18:25:21","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:25:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2478"},"modified":"2019-04-01T18:25:21","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:25:21","slug":"organic-vegetables","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/organic-vegetables\/","title":{"rendered":"Organic Vegetables"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Organic Vegetables<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>The other day I was preparing another one of<br \/>\nmy gourmet meals.<\/p>\n<p>I asked my wife to go over to the local market<br \/>\nand buy some organic vegetables for the evening<br \/>\nmeal.<\/p>\n<p>She came back rather upset.<\/p>\n<p>I asked her what happened and she replied,<br \/>\n&#8220;That produce guy is a real jerk. He must think<br \/>\nI&#8217;m blonde or something!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But you are blonde,&#8221; I reminded her.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Not that way. He thought I was stupid or something.<br \/>\nI went and looked around for your organic vegetables<br \/>\nand I couldn&#8217;t find any. So I asked him where the<br \/>\norganic vegetables were.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t seem to understand so I said, &#8220;These<br \/>\nvegetables are for my husband. Have they been<br \/>\nsprayed with any poisonous chemicals?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The produce guy looked at me and said,<br \/>\n&#8220;No, ma&#8217;am. You&#8217;ll have to do that yourself.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Organic Vegetables The other day I was preparing another one of my gourmet meals. I asked my wife to go over to the local market and buy some organic vegetables [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2478","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2478"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2479,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2478\/revisions\/2479"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2478"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2478"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2478"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}