{"id":2475,"date":"2019-04-01T18:19:22","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2475"},"modified":"2019-04-01T18:19:22","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:19:22","slug":"oops","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/oops\/","title":{"rendered":"OOPS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>OOPS!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A new business was opening and one of the owner&#8217;s friends<br \/>\nwanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the<br \/>\nnew business site and the owner read the card. It said,<br \/>\n&#8220;Rest in Peace.&#8221; The owner was angry and called the florist<br \/>\nto complain. He let the florist know in no uncertain terms<br \/>\nhow angry he was about the obvious mistake.<\/p>\n<p>The florist wisely diffused the man&#8217;s anger when she calmly<br \/>\nsaid, &#8220;Sir, I&#8217;m really sorry for the mistake, but just<br \/>\nimagine this &#8230; somewhere there is a funeral taking place<br \/>\ntoday, and they have flowers with a note saying,<br \/>\n&#8220;Congratulations on your new location!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OOPS! A new business was opening and one of the owner&#8217;s friends wanted to send flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2475","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2475"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2476,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2475\/revisions\/2476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2475"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2475"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2475"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}