{"id":2467,"date":"2019-04-01T18:07:53","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:07:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2467"},"modified":"2019-04-01T18:07:53","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T18:07:53","slug":"the-duel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/the-duel\/","title":{"rendered":"The Duel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>The Duel<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>Aaron came home from school one day, all banged up, bloodied, and bruised. His father asked him what on earth had happened. &#8220;Well, Dad, it&#8217;s like this,&#8221; Aaron began. &#8220;I challenged Larry to a duel and you know how that goes&#8230;I gave him his choice of weapons.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Uh huh,&#8221; said the father. &#8220;That seems fair.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I know&#8230;but I never thought he&#8217;d choose his sister!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Duel Aaron came home from school one day, all banged up, bloodied, and bruised. His father asked him what on earth had happened. &#8220;Well, Dad, it&#8217;s like this,&#8221; Aaron [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2467","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2467"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2468,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2467\/revisions\/2468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2467"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2467"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2467"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}