{"id":2458,"date":"2019-04-01T17:11:59","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T17:11:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2458"},"modified":"2019-04-01T17:11:59","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T17:11:59","slug":"hard-of-hearing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/hard-of-hearing\/","title":{"rendered":"Hard Of Hearing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\"><strong>Hard Of Hearing<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n<p>A man told his doctor, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think my wife&#8217;s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The doctor replied, &#8220;Try this test first. When your wife is at the sink doing dishes, stand fifteen feet behind her and ask her a question. If she doesn&#8217;t respond, keep moving closer, asking the same question until she hears you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He went home and saw his wife preparing dinner. Standing fifteen feet behind her, he said, &#8220;What&#8217;s for dinner, honey?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Hearing no reply, he moved up to ten feet behind her and repeated the question.<\/p>\n<p>Still no reply, so he moved to five feet. Still no answer.<\/p>\n<p>Finally he stood directly behind her and said, &#8220;Honey, what&#8217;s for dinner tonight?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;FOR THE FOURTH TIME, I SAID CHICKEN, You&#8217;d better get your hearing checked!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hard Of Hearing A man told his doctor, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think my wife&#8217;s hearing is as good as it used to be. What should I do?&#8221; The doctor replied, &#8220;Try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2458","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2458"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2459,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2458\/revisions\/2459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2458"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2458"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2458"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}