{"id":2452,"date":"2019-04-01T17:03:16","date_gmt":"2019-04-01T17:03:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/?p=2452"},"modified":"2019-04-01T17:03:16","modified_gmt":"2019-04-01T17:03:16","slug":"conductor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/2019\/04\/01\/conductor\/","title":{"rendered":"Conductor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong><span style=\"font-size: 14pt;\">Conductor<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn&#8217;t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;When a musician just can&#8217;t handle his instrument and doesn&#8217;t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, give him two sticks, and make him a drummer.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And if he can&#8217;t handle even that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Conductor A conductor was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He constantly gave this guy personal attention and much advice, but his performance simply didn&#8217;t improve. Finally, before [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2452","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2452"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2455,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2452\/revisions\/2455"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2452"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2452"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ravensplayland.com\/wpRAVEN\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2452"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}